So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"
Uscha Sootla vicino alla stazione di Mósciska con una deliziosa ragazza polacca [didascalia originale del libro Eesti Leegion]
Uscha Sootla near the station of Mosciska with a lovely Polish girl [original caption of the book Eesti Leegion]
"First Sergeant Lipton? Your honorable discharge as an enlisted man… and your battlefield commission as a second lieutenant. Congratulations."
E.T., what about E.T.?
That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
Ugh I’m starting to get a headache from the wine and its late. I’m calling it a night and I shall be back to spread the love tomorrow. Night!